Barbies and GentleKens, I proudly present…a brief analysis of the aftermath of Barbie: The Movie! It has been half a year since the ambitiously marketed feminist masterpiece was released and became a hit that made over a billion dollars [7] [92] [93] [94]. There has been some speculation on how the film can gradually progress into a franchise ever since its largely profitable success [92] [93] [94]. The designing of the Barbie Land sets allegedly caused a global pink paint shortage and a lot of pink within the film’s marketing must have been quite a headache for those who do not like the colour [65] [82] [92], but the cinematic power of pink continues with some new recipes at Kaspa’s to promote the brand new film based on the Broadway musical adaption of Mean Girls [53] [54] [55] [71]. Hop on this light blue 1950s Corvette as we head back to Barbie Land after listening to Deadpool’s speech on Mr. Lively’s behalf about winning a broken Emmy [3] [52] [76]! Yes, it is the one that can be spotted outside a Barbie’s dreamhouse [7] [52]. And no, I am not the one driving. The merc with a mouth is the driver because “Do not hijack Barbie’s car!” is not one of his New Year’s resolutions [86].
“That’s right! Get in, loser [59]! Laura is writing another article about the Barbie movie and the musical reboot of Mean Girls is out now in the USA [71], which is a convenient time for me to tell you to get in for the sake of quoting the original AND the musical reboot [59] [60]! Barbie’s box-office hit is pretty much Black Panther for all the lovely white women out there [42]. Not that I would judge my little Laurapop for adoring it [41]! And I certainly wouldn’t blame her for being so thrilled to finally see the first Deadpool 3 trailer that might be shown at this year’s Superbowl first [40] [70]. God bless you for that beautiful motorcycle helmet you wore in Las Vegas, Esteban Ocon [68]! And God bless Wrexham’s soccer team for its sexy co-ownership [76]! Take it away, Laura honey!” [76]
Thank you very much, Deadpool! Some would say that my approval of Barbie: The Movie is just a “phase”, but even the New Year’s fireworks ceremony in London expressed some Barbie flair with a lot of pink fireworks [28]. Now, what else is there to say about one of the most successful films of 2023 [27]? [39] [51]
The film and its creative team’s achievements have been listed one by one through social media posts since October [16] [26], including:
The Hollywood’s Music In Media award for “Best Soundtrack Album” [17]
Eight Astra Awards, including one for “Best Picture” and one for “Best Original Song” [16] [18]
The Golden Globe award for “Best Picture” [13]
The Art Directors Guild nomination for “Best Production Design” [25]
A place in the Top 10 Films of The Year by the American Film Institute [27]
Did I just remind myself of Deadpool listing achievements earned by Nickelback in Once Upon A Deadpool [1]? In addition to Barbie: The Movie’s success and achievements, the latest Q+A panel centred on its acclaim featured Maya Rudolph on the first day and Angelique Jackson on the second day [19] [24]. I am aware that the film’s writing has not handled the issue of patriarchy that well to some of us [7], but interestingly enough, copies of the screenplay in print became available to pre-order a month ago and are exclusively from Faber [20] [21] [44] [46]. The new golden equivalent of the film’s logo with an amethyst as the dot of the “I” say it all in a nutshell. If the term “Go woke, go broke!” is always the case [78], then how come Barbie made over a billion dollars at the box office, became the highest-grossing film of 2023 and won several awards [13] [17] [18] [92] [93] [94]?
Wait! You do not suspect that Golden Queen from Skylanders: Trap Team is behind this transformation [84] [95] [96], no? Hopefully, some adorableness from the seventh generation of the Littlest Pet Shop franchise can take our minds off the possibility of being turned into gold by her [35]. [15]
Eat your vampiric hearts out, Twilight book covers [56] [62]! Not that it is wise to always judge a book by its cover though… [46]
Coincidentally, a new line of Barbie dolls has been revealed during the latest posts on the social media accounts promoting the movie and such bragging about its nominations [8] [9] [10] [11] [12]. The line titled “Career of the Year” in quite a Dr. Seuss style includes [36]:
An actress with a Barbie doll’s equivalent of an Oscar [9]
A director with a script [11]
A studio executive with a white smartphone [10]
A blonde-haired cinematographer [12]
Why not let one of the dolls based on Margot Robbie as “Stereotypical” Barbie be a co-star on set [5]? I would still love to see an official autistic Barbie that is respectfully and accurately portrayed and NOT associated with Autism Speaks at some point [77] [83] [88]. No blue jigsaw puzzles please! The importance of producing toys representing various occupations aimed at girls is undeniable [8], which is no wonder why I hoped for a second version of Pixel Stars Digital Dreamhouse that featured three new characters who are a musician, a writer, and a sportswoman nearly three years ago [91]. Please continue to give the hardworking women in the film industry, from the writers to the actresses some admiration and support, especially as we have at least learned something from the strikes in Hollywood and a few disturbing exposures [79] [87].
This doll line could be the one female filmmakers will endorse! [8]
Let us look back on quite a firm suggestion for an effective sequel to Barbie or a spin-off centred on Ken [93] [94]. I still stand by how the problem surrounding the matriarchy of Barbie Land pushing Ken to corrupt it into a patriarchal equivalent of it called “Kendom” could have been handled better in a spin-off film simply titled “Ken” as he has a lot of potential to redeem himself whilst discovering his own identity without relying on the role as a Barbie doll’s boyfriend that a Ken doll has played since 1961 [7] [14]. After all, the film has been accused of misandristic undertones but was ultimately praised for its elements of feminism in honour of what Barbie stands for, especially in today’s society [7] [20] [92]. Quite similarly, “All About That Bass” by Meghan Trainor, one of the most popular songs of 2014 was praised for its elements of body positivity but criticised and satirised for fighting fire with fire as a music critic can tell by its signs of shaming skinniness [6] [38] [69] [85]. I am sure that there will be more shades and tints of pink for new Barbies to pull off in Barbie Land [63] [64], but more importantly, there ought to be no fighting pink fire with blue fire as Ken vows to redeem himself [93] [94].
And speaking of redemption, can Nine be redeemed near the end of the third season of Sonic Prime [67] [80]? I guess I ought to find out with my fiancé, even as a former Sonic the Hedgehog fan. Not that I would leak any spoilers as there is currently a lot of aggravation towards footage of the first season of Hazbin Hotel getting leaked [4]. [67]
And as always, if anyone’s claim is mentioned in an article of mine in a negative light or just simply for having an opinion that is not concluded to my own, please do not go and attack them as they are references to back up my own statements, not to encourage witch-hunting or viciously shame people solely for their opinions [89] [90]. Please leave the “Keep your opinion to yourself!” mentality in 2016 [45] [73]. Trust me, I know how aggravating it has been to be a target of it from experience. [58]
In conclusion, Barbie: The Movie deserves the praise it got for its humour, set designs and depth [7] [20], but a sequel or spin-off can make up for its accusations of misandry within political satire [92]. It is currently available for streaming on Max [22] [58]. Perhaps a sequel to the film could alternatively result in a crossover with Hot Wheels, G.I. Joe, or another live-action interpretation of Monster High to take the cinematography and set designs to the next level…or there can be a reboot of the infamous Bratz movie from 2007 that notably makes up for all its flaws [26] [29] [32] [37]. After all, there is a spookily adorable collaboration between Polly Pocket and Monster High for fans of a ‘90s kid’s pint-sized playmate to open and close [81]. Speaking of spooky cuteness, raunchiness and redemption in the Pride Ring of Hell await sinners on Prime Video in about a week after the first few spoiler-free critical takes on the first season of Hazbin Hotel [48] [49] [50] [74]. Lately, I feel like I am not smart enough to be interesting [23], but as someone who owned quite a lot of Barbie dolls as a child [88], I wish the plastic fashion icon a happy 65th anniversary [34]. Anything else you would like to say, Deadpool?
“As always, leave the naming and shaming to Daddy, Laura. Thanks for featuring me in an article on Barbie Quinn’s big financial success once again [88] [94]! I am NOT jealous at all! well, except that there is possibly a little bit of envy in my voice. You are at least smart enough to have written articles about me [87]. I’d better get my sexy ass into the Valentine’s Day flair next month as I’m stayin’ alive with my stunt double [47] [66]. See you in the first official trailer for Deadpool 3 eventually and Deadpool Volume 10 this April, reader [40] [57] [70]!” [75]
Thank you for the special guest appearance once again, Deadpool who just HAD to hijack another car from Warner Bros. [86]! I still suspect that a follow-up to Barbie: The Movie can introduce Teresas and Christies in Barbie Land [30] [33] [92], as well as some deeper character exploration for Beach Ken, possibly a lovely purple princess castle for Princess Barbies to reside in and perhaps a stable for all the Kendom horses and some new Barbie Land pegasi and unicorns to be cared for in [93] [94], quite like the ones Plushi Fantail built in Minecraft recently [72]. Have a blast at this year’s MegaCon at London, all you cool cosplayers in Britain [43] [61]! [2]
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Near the closure of the Sonic Superstars installation at Westfield London [62] [64], my fiancé and I expanded on the one-year anniversary celebration of our engagement by watching The Super Mario Bros. Movie on Prime Video. I might as well be one of those films to watch again with the kids this Christmas besides Frozen while some older family members could play a game such as Portal II, Rayman Legends, Stardew Valley, It Takes Two, or Mario Kart 8 Deluxe that can prevent an argument from erupting [9] [17] [49] [57]. The animated feature is one of the most successful films of 2023 for its vibrant animation, wittiness, and faithfulness to the Super Mario games [82]. Some of us have been curious about how well a well-deserved sequel could be a faithful follow-up without making the same mistakes many other sequels have made [99] [100]. It may not be recommended to play games that lack competitive elements such as Star Wars: Battlefront II with family members this Christmas [90], but I personally recommend fondly discussing how a sequel to The Super Mario Bros. Movie can excel together as a community of Nintendo nerds who were thrilled at its overall outcome [99] [100]. Besides, we cannot let that post-credit scene go to waste, which is what happened to Murfy from the Rayman series saying “See you in Rayman 4!” in Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc [58] [84].
A follow-up film can provide new opportunities for characters, yet it can end up being considered less favourable or even controversial if not handled considerately [1] [26] [59]. I am looking at you, Music [27] [36]. I hope you NEVER get a sequel! Personally, I consider 2023 a direct sequel to 2022 for many reasons other than how it is the year after 2022 [33]. [72]
The reason for hiring an experienced actor like Chris Pratt to voice Mario was probably because Charles Martinet had been so used to one-liners for the games before his retirement from the role [38] [39] [41] [82]. I do not blame him for that though as the voice actor is often not involved with the writing. The same reason must have applied to hiring Charlie Day to voice Luigi, hiring Jack Black to voice Bowser and so on. More importantly, Mario and Luigi had effective character developments and a little relatability in an origin film. Some new developments for the brothers in the sequel can be Mario developing a crush on Peach and Luigi gradually becoming braver [100] [101]. It may be a little off that the Illumination Entertainment interpretation of Mario does not like the taste of mushrooms [82], but at least none of them has caused him to hallucinate, which is what happened to the one and only Crazy Frog in one of his latest music videos [10]. Aside from the hopefulness of Chris Pratt and Charlie Day reprising their roles in a sequel to the animated film that made up for a live-action disappointment from 1993 [34], I wish all the best to Kevin Afghani for voicing Mario, Luigi and Wario in the future of the Super Mario franchise after the success of Super Mario Bros. Wonder [18] [19] [45].
It may be a little odd that Pratt is the voice of Garfield in the upcoming animated film starring our favourite fat cat from the comics by Jim Davis [13] [68], but the actor is still worthy of praise for his performances as Star-Lord in the Marvel Cinematic Universe [20]. [72]
I do not doubt that plenty of Nintendo nerds are hyped for Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD in 2024 [79]. Hopefully, a sequel to The Super Mario Bros. Movie can handle a bigger focus on the secondary character quite well [82] [100] [101]. [79]
Strangely enough, Princess Peach did not hold a parasol once in the entire movie [82]. This leads me to believe that another new character in the sequel could be Perry from Super Princess Peach [48]. I am aware that he has not appeared in the games for years, but it would still be a fitting surprise comeback, considering how self-empowered Peach was in the movie [82]. Speaking of self-empowerment, perhaps the sequel can introduce Toadette as another supporting character and the Super Crown power-up from New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, which would also bring Peachette to the big screen [40]. It could lead to Bowser falling for her and mistaking her for the real Peach, as clichéd as that form of dramatic irony would be, but perhaps there could be some backstory on how he fell in love with the princess for some further character exploration [82]. Besides, I felt like the alley cats in Tom & Jerry: The Movie were spiteful towards Tom for no reason and there still has been no explanation for why Stella is so hateful to Stolas throughout their arranged marriage besides his adultery with Blitzo in Helluva Boss [28] [29] [30] [31] [83]. As a much more likeable princess, the outstanding interpretation of Peach voiced by Anya Taylor-Joy could be sure to ditch that damsel-in-distress phase…until further notice [82].
Let us hope that Peach will not leave the stove on in a new Super Mario Bros. movie. Think of the meatloaf [66]! [72]
Anything to say about Bowser, the tyrant named after a Korean soup recipe, according to Fibbage 3 [23]? He sure went yandere on Peach with a form of blackmail, quite like how Frollo threatened Esmeralda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame…but without the death by fire penalty [81] [86]. If only Cameron Poe would teach him not to treat women like that [53]. Moreover, he could still feel those feelings for the princess in pink after being rescued by his son…and even lie to him about her being his mother, quite like in Super Mario Sunshine [41] [82]! Watching that intense moment when he gets Luigi to spit out the truth by gradually yanking his moustache is a reminder to not let Rachel from Sonic the Hedgehog 2 hire him for a certain waxing treatment [67] [82], which might as well happen to Wario or Waluigi just before a deal is made in the sequel [100] [101], but as I preached before, it is important to not recycle too many jokes and such from the first film to make a sequel effective. Before Bowser can strike back in The New Super Mario Bros. Movie (which is just a predicted title for now), he must be restored to his normal size sometime after an amusing defeat at the end of Illumination Entertainment’s big step up [82].
Where’s MY pet turtle [82]? [72]
Looking at the map during the meeting in Peach’s castle, I suspect that the land resembling an iconic part of Egypt is Sarasaland [82], which could lead to Princess Daisy becoming a cast member in the sequel [100] [101]. She ought to display a few tomboyish traits and be cheerfully witty, yet there could be some backstory on how she became the princess of Sarasaland or more originally, how she got out of being the hostage of Tatanga as a direct reference to Super Mario Land [71]. If there could be a flashback of Rosalina as a baby in a third Super Mario Bros. film, the design of Baby Rosalina can have the palette of her as a child in the storybook in Super Mario Galaxy [46], which is what she lacked since her debut in Mario Kart 8 [37] [88]. I would be delighted to see Princess Daisy mentor Luigi as an important element of some new character development for him in a sequel to The Super Mario Bros. Movie and if there is not enough room for a dash of faithfulness to Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2 in this development [46] [47], it can always be sprinkled into development of a third film.
Hi, she’s Daisy! [72]
Despite my bitterness towards X, formerly known as “Twitter” throughout the 2020s so far, I still thank Jeanne for acknowledging my old drawing of Baby Rosalina in a design that is faithful to the story of Rosalina’s past in Super Mario Galaxy from 2015 [37] [46]. [85] [88]
Perhaps Diddy Kong can earn a slightly bigger role than a cheerleader for Donkey Kong in the sequel [82]. It would be swell if he could gain an Ice Flower to become Ice Diddy Kong or any other power alongside some effectiveness within a bigger role. As for Cranky Kong, I still believe that he could be captured to perform in a circus in Brooklyn at Donkey Kong’s age in a flashback [100] [101]. Additionally, there could be a brief appearance of Wrinkly Kong [76], a deceased character from the Donkey Kong Country series as a retro equivalent of Candy Kong being a mother to Baby Donkey Kong in another flashback and as possibly a ghost who advises Luigi on his next survival challenge in the present. Shockingly enough, a new antagonist could be a new interpretation of King K. Rool who could be more intimidating than how he was in the television series based on the Donkey Kong Country games and assist Bowser Jr. in avenging his father as an exclusive element outside of the games [8]. As previously stated, there can be a little more in Donkey Kong’s struggles with receiving fatherly approval in The New Super Mario Bros. Movie…and possibly a flashback of Mario’s father being the foe of Cranky Kong, which would be pretty shocking (but coincidental) to two sons [82] [100] [101].
The live-action style Had not much grace [34], But this style Puts a grin on my face [5]! [72]
It is quite interesting how this interpretation of Cranky Kong is the emperor of a kingdom in the movie [82], unlike the Cranky Kong in the Donkey Kong Country series [56]. It sure is great to leave a certain interpretation of the elderly ape in the late 2010s [25]. [72]
Yoshi’s appearance could just simply be the biggest highlight of the sequel [82]. There ought to be a particular trait that makes him stand out from the crowd of today other than how he hatched in the sewers in Brooklyn, making him a little more than a pet like Dino from The Flintstones [16], but let a talented actor with an iconic voice like Ryan Reynolds voice him and you could get the next Yabba Dabba Dinosaurs [6] [15]! But I digress. Please stick to his limited vocabulary enriched by an adorable high-pitched voice or make his speech like how it was in the Super Mario World cartoon [37] [38] [39] [94]! Birdo also has the potential to make an appearance in the sequel. She could perhaps be an enemy as a direct reference to the Western version of Super Mario Bros. 2 [44], but then gradually became an ally throughout some character development, especially to Yoshi for possibly a little wholesome transgender representation [69]. Oops! I just sounded woke all of a sudden! Oh well. Quite like how there is potential for Dogpool to be a competent sidekick for Deadpool in Deadpool 3 [60], Yoshi has the potential to be the most notable new cast member in The New Super Mario Bros. Movie [82] [100] [101].
Yoshi is one of the cutest video game characters of all time! Surely, The New Super Mario Bros. Movie cannot mess up his role as a noble steed [82]. [72]
Perhaps there could be more covers of iconic soundtracks from the games, such as the underwater theme from Super Mario 64 if Mario or Luigi ought to swim underwater in the Penguin Suit from New Super Mario Bros. Wii or the Frog Suit from Super Mario Bros. 3 [39] [41] [42] [70]. Some of the licensed songs chosen for certain scenes in the film are from the 1980s [75], the same era the Super Mario series began [43], so I guess they were not too irrelevant as they at least fitted the mood of each scene. And why not let Brentalfloss write a few parodies of the licensed songs for each scene in The Super Mario Bros. Movie based on what happens on the screen [78]? There might as well be some iconic songs from the 1990s as Super Mario World was released in the first few years of that decade [74]. As exciting as it would be for the sequel to be a full-blown musical with a lot more original songs, especially by Jack Black’s apparent request [3] [22], it would be indeed less time-consuming to be licensed to use a few more popular hits from successful artists for certain scenes. But c’mon! How about another awesome original song by JACK BLACK AS BOWSER!!! [82]? Okay, I will stop quoting Josh Scorcher from 2021 now [7].
And speaking of power-ups, I suppose there can finally be an explanation for Pink Gold Peach’s existence since her debut in Mario Kart 8 as there can be the Pink Gold Crown for Peach to put on her head to become Pink Gold Peach [37] [86], thus letting the Metal Mario theme from Super Mario 64 play [41] [42]. Oh! And sorry, I know I made this cute little thing in Adobe Photoshop almost a decade ago [86], but DeviantArt is not really worth my time anymore for my mental well-being and proactivity’s sake. [86]
I know that many sequels seemed unneeded or just did not excel like the original did [93], but it is still fun and interesting to discuss how one can leave at least some positive impact on fans [100] [101]. However, the sudden cancellation of a sequel in development could end up being a blessing instead of a heartbreak [21]. Nonetheless, such wasted potential after a moment hinting at a follow-up could be even more heartbreaking. If Disney’s Wish is considered “woke” [24], Kaa from the company’s iconic interpretation of The Jungle Book might as well come out as non-binary, thus going by They/Them pronouns [95], yet I still understand that effective storytelling is a bigger priority whilst refraining from being an anti-SJW about it. Without hassling anyone on the matter of assuring remarkable entertainment, we can hope for the best for future additions to franchises and new experiments. Perhaps a sequel to Barbie: The Movie could feature a short crossover with another live-action interpretation of Monster High [4]. Perhaps Frozen III can lead to Elsa finally finding a female love interest [89]. Perhaps there could be a spin-off of Helluva Boss centred on Stolas, other members of the Ars Goetia family and some new characters [98] [99]. And perhaps The New Super Mario Bros. Movie can do the Mario brothers’ next adventure on the big screen justice [82] [100] [101].
I am also up for a sequel to Wish that could be considered better with the same ambitious animation style but with even better handling of the topic of wishing, a few more effective signs of representation of a little Spanish culture and so on as I personally think that film is a little overhated [2] [14] [24] [102]. But for now, let us make some preparations for the experiences to cherish in 2024, including Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD and Princess Peach: Showtime! on the Nintendo Switch [52] [73], Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League on the PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X|S and PC [91], Hazbin Hotel on Prime Video [96] [97], the third season of Sonic Prime on Netflix and more of what Disney and Warner Bros. have to offer after their one-hundred-anniversary celebrations, including Inside Out 2 and Dune: Part Two [35] [54] [79] [92]. [80]
I wonder how some of our Mario Kart racers did in this year’s Holiday Tour in Mario Kart Tour [50]? I wish them the best of luck in the New Year’s Tour [51]. Aside from that, I guess Santa’s Slayground Holiday Event is especially for the Call of Duty soldiers on his…neutral list [55]. If you think sounds crazy, quite like how Batman and Deadpool know Santa [11] [12], there might as well be some more crazy crossovers to crave after the Universal New Year’s Celebration in Minecraft [32] [61]. Happy Holidays, fellow gamers [49] [57] [63] [65] [77]! [50]
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On Britney Spears’ 42nd birthday and the release of a special in honour of the 60thanniversary of Doctor Who [12] [17], the fifth chapter of Fortnite was launched [20] [54]. As you know by now, Fortnite: Battle Royale has become perhaps too reliant on special guest appearances from popular franchises for ongoing relevancy. Nonetheless, those who are especially familiar with its humble beginning in 2017 can be observant towards its originality and individuality still peering from the large number of crossovers, especially the gameplay in the Save the World and Battle Royale that has always been a hybrid of Minecraft and Team Fortress 2 [18] [78]. Oh! And do not forget about the original cast of characters from the first few seasons [26], as well as the forms of ambition a Fortnite fighter can express in Fortnite Creative [778! And speaking of gameplay, three new gameplay modes in Fortnite have been established [51]. Load your guns and sharpen your axes just before we list five guest appearances and some interesting new gameplay modes at the beginning of a new chapter that were revealed throughout the week after Stolas from Helluva Boss took us to the stars and made us look his way during a lament [65] [82] [83].
While my fellow sinners are tempted into purchasing new Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss merchandise and players are all fired up for the third season of Crash Team Rumble featuring Spyro the Dragon [8] [40] [41] [82] [83], Fortnite has gotten even more ambitious! [20] [54]
The first special guest appearance that caught my attention was Peter Griffin from Family Guy [9] [20] [54]. Strangely enough, he has been rendered into a slender, muscled figure, making him “Buff Peter”. I am terribly sorry, but have we learned nothing from the controversial collaboration with Rick & Morty [46]? Much like how Rick and Morty’s 2D art style was strangely adapted in the 3D world of Fortnite [79], the same result has happened to Peter. The appearance of the family guy may grind some gears, especially in an off-putting rendering of his iconic art style being pasted into the world of Fortnite [20] [54], but I suppose that collaborating with properties aimed at older audiences helps the game appeal to older Fortnite fighters. Besides, you cannot go wrong with a little “B-Bird is the word!” now and then [23]. Moreover, it is quite infatuating how a promotional video features how Mr. Griffin got his power for the event [22]. We still ought to be aware of how popular Fortnite has become with today’s youth, especially those under the age of sixteen, but at the same time, let us keep preaching the agelessness of animation, whether it will be 2D, 3D or even stop-motion [75].
It seems today, That gamers see Buff Peter in Fortnite And sims on PC [13] [69] [72]… [22]
Snake from the Metal Gear Solid franchise is once again on duty for Fortnite: Battle Royale [20] [54]. It can be argued that his appearance in Fortnite is even more ambitious than his role as a fighter in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate [48]. In my opinion, the collaboration with the Metal Gear Solid franchise is the most logical of the bunch because of Snake’s skills in weaponry and the elements of stealth that can occur when you try to shoot a player when they least expect it [48] [59]. However, making him perform those dance moves could be considered even more embarrassing than the time when he was on a skateboard like some Tony Hawk wannabe in Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance [35]. Moreover, such wit could also be off-putting because of how intensely serious the aspects of Snake’s character is as a soldier diagnosed with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder [52]. But as we relish in the fun of Fortnite, we can still show kindness to fellow gamers who happen to have been diagnosed with PTSD themselves [44], aside from some playful banter within a competition. What could be next? Solid Snake as a Survivor in Dead By Daylight…or would that apply to Lara Croft from the Survivor timeline of the Tomb Raider franchise [64] [67]?
While Adam Francis, Felix Richter, and Renato Lyra from The Rainbow Six Siege Collection strive for survival in Dead by Daylight [11] [68], Snake is still all about that stealth. [20] [54]
Would you believe that the iconic style of LEGO has been rendered into the world of Fortnite for a new survival sandbox mode [7] [34] [38] [51] [55]? Of course, LEGO is no stranger to crossovers as some of my fellow gamers may recall LEGO Dimensions, the toys-to-life game that resulted in several crossovers, including the quirkiness of The Simpsons being built a different kind of saffron-fleshed artistry [29], the creation of Sonic the Hedgehog in LEGO form and the day being saved once again with The Powerpuff Girls [56] [63]. Perhaps if Fortnite wants to be even more ambitious during the seasons of the fifth chapter of Fortnite: Battle Royale [20] [54], Deadpool can make a big comeback as a LEGO figure in LEGO Fortnite [5], even if that would result in him being muted once again [79]. After all, LEGO is not just a toy. It is an art form. I do not doubt that LEGO Fortnite is being compared to Minecraft [45], especially if there happens to be a new crossover event at some point in 2024 as Minecraft seems to have also relied a little too heavily on crossovers for relevancy with the latest one being with Jurassic World [50]. Ultimately, both LEGO lovers and Fortnite fighters are finding some joy in a new survival open-world experience [7] [38] [55].
Look how adorable these two are in LEGO form! [55]
There was quite an ironic celebrity guest appearance for the Big Bang Event [14] [21], much like how Ariana Grande was featured in the Rift Tour over two years ago [1] [9]. If you are a Fortnite fighter who is a fan of Eminem’s music [15], consider this up your alley. Surely, some of his songs have been criticised for being too aggressive and even too violent [32], but his talent is hard to deny and “Mockingbird” brought on a much more empathetic side of him and a few tears to his listeners’ eyes [4] [77], thus leading to praise for not always succumbing to certain rap and hip-hop clichés for big sales [76]. I have nothing against celebrity endorsements, but the impact they leave may not always be as bright as the shining of a star as some cartoon critics may recall the foulness of The Slim Shady Show, the infamous cartoon starring him that consisted of crude humour and extremely choppy animation [66]. The reason for Eminem’s appearance during a live event was to promote a new gameplay genre from Harmonix added to the world of Fortnite that is very similar to Guitar Hero called “Fortnite Festival” [43] [47] [51]. Aside from that, it is quite coincidental to see him in Fortnite three years after Venom had an appetite for some crossover craziness [16] [27] [73].
Can the gamers playing Fortnite please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up [15]? [14]
Lastly, The Weeknd makes another celebrity guest appearance for the launch of Fortnite Festival [19] [25] [71]. He is also associated with promoting the new rhythm mode for those who dig their tunes and rhythm gameplay [51]. What could be next? A new hit single sung by The Weeknd featuring Eminem [15] [70]? Fortnite Festival might interest Fortnite fighters who are familiar with rhythm game series like Guitar Hero and Project Diva [33] [43]. However, it might seem a bit too ambitiously different for those who are so used to the iconic battle royale mode, quite like how some younger players who grew up with the Skylanders series must have found the racing mode in Skylanders: SuperChargers a bit too dissimilar for their tastes [74]. Nevertheless, there is nothing wrong with a video game franchise wanting to try something new. I fully supported a speedy blue hedgehog trying new things when I considered myself fan of him [62] [63]. Celebrity guest appearances may seem like an uninspired tactic for public approval, but fans may get some enjoyment out of them if they are done the right way. Yes, that includes those who are still playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood to this day [30], despite a recent lack of updates for the app [31].
I can’t wait to try this new game mode… Could I love it? Please don’t spoil it [70]! [71]
Before we wrap the listings up like a Christmas present, let us discuss the elements of another new mode named “Rocket Racing” that will begin with Season Zero [49] [51]. As previously mentioned, it is quite understandable why some fans of the Skylanders series may consider the racing mode in Skylanders: SuperChargers a smaller priority [74], but I hold no ill will towards those who got a thrill out of it. The same will apply to the Fortnite fighters who are hyped for the upcoming racing mode before it goes live [49]. I have a feeling that the new mode will be compared to the likes of Disney Speedstorm and Rocket League [10] [60] [81]. Aside from Fortnite Festival providing two musical artist endorsements [14] [21] [71], I suppose that there might be endorsements of real-life racers in Fortnite: Rocket Racers…or possibly the return of Sonic the Hedgehog in his racing car known as the “Speed Star” from Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing [62]. Am I just giving the executives ideas for new crossovers? The financial stability of Fortnite appears to have increased for some new game modes [51], which can prove to outsiders that there is more to it than so many crossover battles, but I digress as there might as well be more crossovers in these new modes.
You do not suppose that there might be a collaboration with Barbie in the first season of Fortnite: Rocket Racing [2] [3], no? That would result in the quirkiness of the crossover between Barbie and Stumble Guys and the focus on a stylish pink vehicle to steer in Forza Horizon 5 [80]. [49]
It is bizarre how three intellectual properties that do not have a lot in common and two celebrity guest appearances have been featured at the beginning of a new chapter of Fortnite. Fittingly, each of them has been elected for both familiar and fresh fun within genres, including:
Peter Griffin and Solid Snake in another battle royale [20] [54]
A tribe of LEGO figures in the open-world survival adventure [7] [38] [55]
The Weeknd and Eminem promoting Fortnite Festival [19] [14] [21] [25] [47] [71]
Personally, I think there ought to be more logical crossovers throughout the fifth chapter, such as a second one with Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider franchise featuring her in her outfit from Tomb Raider Legend for the next season of Fortnite: Battle Royale [84]. Perhaps some reasonable crossovers in the new modes can include Marvel’s Avengers in LEGO Fortnite and Sonic the Hedgehog in Rocket Racing [39] [62] [63]. Outside of fighting and fun in Fortnite, there is hype for Grand Theft Auto VI beginning a new chapter of the edgy, law-breaking havoc, most notably with a new female protagonist in 2025 [6] [61]. In the meantime, if you fancy cosplaying as characters in Christmas-themed equivalents of their outfits this year [36], by all means, go right ahead. Have a festive Christmas break after a harmonious Hanukkah, Fortnite fighters [28] [58] [85]!
Some might hope to soar in Spyro 4 and others may wish to experience another crossover in Fortnite that does not seem so forced [42]. Rumour has it that the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles will join the party later this month before Christmas [24]. Perhaps the Save The World mode can finally get a crossover at some point in 2024 [18] [78]. During the beginning of the fifth chapter, let us continue to be kind to one another within the Christmas spirit [57], whether we have been nice enough to earn a holiday update for Atari 50: The Anniversary Celebration…or naughty enough to wreak havoc in the holiday event in Crash Team Rumble featuring the cast in icing palettes [8] [53]. [38]
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This is an analysis and review of a music video associated with an animated series that contains content aimed at mature audiences. Reader discretion is advised.
It was revealed at this year’s Anime Pasadena that during the wait for the eighth episode of the second season of Helluva Boss [27] [150], there will be a surprise starring one of the series’ most beloved characters premiering in December [31] [74] [152] [152]. Quite ironically, it is an animated music video for what used to be considered a fanmade song until it received enough validation to become canonised [105]. Several of us suspected that the song would be “Look My Way (Stolas’s Lament)” by PARANOiD DJ…and it turns out that the predictions were true [120] [121] [151]! There may have not been some time to produce an official music video for “Root Of All Evil” by Silva Hound and Eric Lindbeck during the production of the two seasons [146], along with the first season of Hazbin Hotel, but we get to hear a Goetia prince sing once again about a month after the releases of the trio of Helluva Boss YouTooz figurines and the twenty-fifth anniversary of The Powerpuff Girls [46] [47] [103] [189] [190] [191]. It was anger-inducing to hear about Vivienne Medrano, the creator of the series getting doxxed…again, along with Gooseworx, the creator of The Amazing Digital Circus and a dear friend and employee of Medrano also getting doxxed during a livestream around that time [16] [18] [34] [45] [61] [140], but near Christmas, we will be okay, especially after the huge improvement of the second season [88] [89] [91] [156].
I aim to ensure that a certain mistake that almost destroyed my motivation to review any more episodes of Helluva Boss will not be made again after publishing this analysis [7] [9] [182] [183]. Another reason for my reviews of “Ozzie’s”, “Queen Bee”, “Unhappy Campers”, “Oops” and the mid-season special wondering aimlessly in development hell besides how I like to write about other topics for the sake of variety is the constant fear of being bitterly labelled as a “complete idiot”, a “VivziePop stan”, a “Helluva Boss simp” or even a “misogynist” for pointing out the positive aspects of the series rather than criticising its writing and so on, along with a big misunderstanding on Twitter/X discouraging me [7] [9], yet I do not condone harassment against those who do not love the series as much as I do as I can at least be a good sport about my coping mechanism being considered flawed [134] [145], along with those who find my reviews flawed [51]. [105]
On a lighter note, I hope many fellow hazbeans, especially the ones who cosplayed as characters from the series had a swell time at Anime Pasadena before Black Friday and Thanksgiving [148] [166]. Along with the importance of refraining from making a certain mistake again [7] [9], it is vital to stay truthful and ensure that credit and credibility are given to those who deserve them, especially after being wronged by someone trying to take them away for themself [66] [78] [79] [80]. As for the music video, things sure are going to happen after we sinners tuned into “Look At Me” from the sixth episode of the second season and the songs from its mid-season special [21] [83] [86] [104] [106] [107]! [105]
The music video begins with what was hinted at in the second sneak peek on X, formerly known as “Twitter” (despite the platform’s downfall [119]) [29] [75]. The butler is still loyal, despite being used as a stress ball during the hostility between the royal “couple” [88] [96] [105]. The diamond-shaped gem in a box appears to be an Asmodean crystal gifted to Stolas by Asmodeus, which could be a plot point in a future episode [98] [105]. The prince entering a galactic realm that was hinted at in the first sneak peek is a galactic canvas [30] [74] [105] [153], blessing eyes for artistry. I am starstruck when he and his forbidden lover appear as constellations later on [105], especially by how one end of a string is tied to his pinky, leading to me suspecting that he could make some amends that will be explained later on. Lastly, how he lands in what appears to be another part of the galactic ocean vaguely reminds me of the scene in The Twilight Saga: New Moon where Bella Swan jumps off a cliff and almost drowns [173]. The whole structure of the music video respectfully nails what could have been interrupted when we first tuned into the original version of “Look My Way” and it is a blessing that Bryce Pinkham’s voice for the canonised version is NOT artificial intelligence [77] [122] [125].
The moment my owl daddy took hold of the moon and held it close to him made me thank Satan that he did not eat it. Besides, it is not red…or cheese [58] [128]. Jokes aside, you can sense the emotional quivering from Pinkham’s vocals, just like in “Stolas Sings” [98] [105], which shows that he can be more than a juicy dose of fan service [3] [4] [5] [82] [158] [159] [168]. Satan bless Horseless Cowboy for the casting and voice production! [105]
Could the string keeping two constellations attached be a pinky promise…or a future commitment [105]? There must be some way Stolas’ love for Blitzo can flourish outside of improv puppet shows at conventions [140] [141]. The ambition put in the animation seems to have increased with my owl daddy and the Blitzster as constellations during a moment of visualisation, as well as the moon being the case that kept the red constellation away near the end of the song [105]. The whole scenario can be compared to “It’s Over, Isn’t It”, a musical number from Steven Universe [48] [60]. [105]
Previously, we were bewitched by the visual upgrades in the sixth and seventh episodes of the second season that were provided by ToonCity, an animation studio in Vancouver [89] [91]. The upgrade is once again engaged to make up for the visual inconsistencies in “Seeing Stars” [96] [105]. We get some glimpses of Stolas’ stunning library [29] [105], which adds to the beauty of the mansion, but what glitters is not always gold. But speaking of gold, the golden essences during the second verse of the song are enchanting with stars that resemble inverted crosses, making the series maintain its satanic vibes [93] [94]. Well, at least to my keen eye for detail. Before the second verse, the galactic landscape Stolas steps into is a brief rehash of the moment he lulled Little Octavia back to sleep with a rock ballad in “Loo Loo Land” but without any breathtaking destruction [88] [105]. The splash as he launches to reach the moon is extraordinarily done, along with the starry aura from Stolas as he soars [105]. Other remarkable details include his elegantly wading footsteps, his glossy tears and the stars within his constellation form alongside the Blitzster’s. The animation progress at SpindleHorse with the help of ToonCity has kept the visuals polished for a canonised music video, just like a highly effective skincare routine for a pretty face [144] [147].
No matter how excellent the art style or animation is [105], I do not condone leaking content from Patreon. I support hardworking and talented artists earning the money they need to support themselves and their loved ones [14]. While showing respect for talent by paying, let us keep wishing the former employees of SpindleHorse all the best, despite some alleged difficulties over a year ago [22] [26] [32] [35] [188], give kudos to the talented animators who worked magically on this music video and show support to passionate fan artists, including a certain right-hand queen [105] [149] [182] [183]. [105]
Has this music video enriched Stolas’ overall portrayal in the series [105]? I would definitely say so! As equally emotional as both the original fanmade version and the canonised version of the song are [105] [122], I am up for seeing him try to become a better person as hinted as he launches from the waters like Superman [68] [105] [197]. I have nothing against some hazbeans preferring his old villainous nature that was hinted by his lack of compassion for those affected by global warming in the recently decanonised pilot [19] [20] [33] [93] [94] [149], but it might break some hearts if he would gradually devolve back into that state [169]. Deep down, he must deeply regret not minding a few boundaries, most notably in “Murder Family” and must have reflected on that after the events of “Ozzie’s” [90] [92]. I am aware that the character building and handling of serious topics in Helluva Boss can be considered nowhere as touchingly complex as the emotional depth and character progressions in BoJack Horseman [2] [62] [114] [161] [163], but we hazbeans can still take a whiff of the sweet aroma of a fanmade song becoming canonised by the power of Bryce Pinkham’s talent and a new take on Stolas’ depth during his lament [105] [122] [126].
Satan knows that I am not the only sinner who finds Stolas so handsome [72]! Satan also knows that I still need some coping mechanism due to the ongoing abuse against autistic people and the dehumanisation of them in the living world [121], especially in the United Kingdom [1] [11] [12] [13], yet I am always relieved when life-saving solutions get established [181]. However, I still feel like at least one person will suspect that I am a “stupid piece of sh** with a lack of a good judgement” for considering Stolas my favourite character of the series [62], but I still do not condone any hate towards those whose opinions do not conclude to mine, so please do not comply to low that can be stooped [51]. [105]
I am aware that Stolas has been portrayed as a homosexual deviant since the pilot [93] [94] [123], but chances are that he is also biromatic in addition to his more wholesome nature outside of his sex life [174]. Man, if he had stayed villainous during the first season’s development, his relationship with Lisa Cooper would be entirely different [149] [186], making the Pride Ring more like a punishment for selling her soul [36]. Aside from that, it sure is great to analyse something Helluva Boss-related again during the canonisation of a lament and after a few reflections during a five-month break [182] [183]. [91]
Apparently, there will be a duet performed by my owl daddy and his Blitzy at some point in the rest of the second season [113] [150], which must be another big sign of their relationship’s unhealthy one-sidedness eventually being renewed as something remarkable [90] [91]. I understand that most of the LGBTQ+ representation in Helluva Boss has not been as inspiringly, emotionally, and realistically portrayed as specific character developments in Heartstopper, a Netflix series based on a graphic novel and webcomic series by Alice Oseman [115] [116] [118] [162], but Stolitz provides one lesson that many young people in their late teens and twenties ought to learn; having sex is NOT going to solve all your problems [50]. Somebody ought to tell Larry Laffer that [10] [117]. Ever since after the release of “Truth Seekers” [100], I have suspected that there would be…something there, despite their relationship being established for the wrong reasons [98]. Besides, contrary to what some critics have claimed [145], Stolas is NOT a rapist as he agreed with why Asmodeus does not approve of the use of love potions in “Oops” [91]. I shall look forward to the Blitzster singing with my owl daddy in possibly “Full Moon”, the upcoming eighth episode of the second season [113] [150], especially if only one owl was allowed to lick an antiheroic imp’s face [154].
As repulsive as the Blitzster can be, even in puppet form [137], chances are that he could soften up to Stolas, even after his doubts in “Oops” [91]. I am still quite curious about how his relationship with Verosika was before one big ugly breakup [92] [97] [155]. I also wonder if he will ever encounter Felix the Sleep Paralysis Demon [138] [139]. After all, Brandon Rogers is also a co-writer of the series and its adult humour is one of the reasons why I love it so much [6] [17] [85]. [105]
Stolas is my owl daddy, but as previously mentioned, he is more than just fan service [111] [130] [132] [133] [157] [160]. While Chaz from “Exes and Oohs” has been considered a problematic representation of being beyond straight, despite his quirky nature and oddly charming musical number [87], Fizzarolli’s relationship with Asmodeus has been considered a fan favourite for how realistically and wholesomely portrayed it is in “Oops” and the mid-season special [89] [91]. Aside from how I see the potential for Stolitz to eventually blossom into that level [98], it would be even more ironic if Andrealphus hooks up with Barbie-Wire in the future of the series [44]. Giggty giggty goo [172]! [99]
Many of us suspected that the “She” in the third verse of the original fanmade version is Octavia, Stolas’ daughter [121]. Quite unfortunately, this was changed in the canonised version to solely focus on his love for Blitzo [105]. To those who think Stolas has NOT been a good parent throughout the series [88] [96], it could be worse. He could be as neglectful as Buck Cluck from Chicken Little because of Paimon’s appalling parenting in “The Circus” [98] [142] [164]. But thankfully, he aimed to fix his mistakes in “Loo Loo Land” and “Seeing Stars” [88] [96]. I know that Octavia does not want to lose her father, yet the moment he almost drowns near the end of the music video could be another red flag besides that one hint in “Oops” [37]. Being the child of two parents who are about to divorce is not easy, but in Via’s case, it can provide some character development with possibly some more aid from Loona’s [96]. Technically, Via was only sixteen before August 2020 when the old Voxtagram stories were being told [53] [54] [55] [57], but once she turns eighteen, there ought to be something…more effective than the lullabies she was soothed back to sleep by when she was an owlet [88], but who knows when she will mature even further with age?
If any predatory fiend goes near Octavia, her father will DESTROY them [102]! As for her possible future stepsister, she can hopefully start speaking again in a future episode and be portrayed in a way more unmistakable than her portrayal in “Seeing Stars” [73] [96], proving that she cannot be as hateful as she seemed in the pilot [41]. And despite a few changes in the lyrics of the canonised version of “Look my Way (Stolas’ Lament)” [105], I highly praise it for maintaining what PARANOiD DJ intended when he was producing the original fanmade version [122]. [53]
I still hold no ill will towards Stella stans who have expressed dismay towards her character being written as quite an unrealistically portrayed abuser ever since “The Circus” [98]. Just because an animated series proves that women can be abusive too, does not mean that it is blatantly misogynistic. Hell, Loona had her best portrayal in the series yet and Beelzebub played a pretty good supporting role as her crush’s girlfriend in “Queen Bee” [95]. Moreover, the amount of supposed disrespect towards the female characters has not stooped as low as sentencing them to constant fetishization, which was the way the three teenage protagonists of Totally Spies! were treated [40] [49]. I wonder if Stella is also acquaintances with Asmodeus, possibly using the way he called Stolas out for his affair in “Ozzie’s” to her advantage [92], which could make Asmodeus remain a neutral character, even after our hearts melted for his relationship with Fizzarolli [89] [91]. Would she really get nothing if Stolas dies, according to Andrealphus…or will she find true love after a long overdue divorce in a villainous way [102] [187]? Either way, please do not be hostile towards any Stella stans, despite her true colours, okay?
I still see the potential of Striker becoming an official love interest for Stella, as hypocritical as that would make them [67] [102] [187]. Hell, Blitzo referred to Asmodeus and Fizzarolli as hypocrites in the mid-season special for a reason [89]. If Helluva Boss does not evolve into a partially feminist series, I can always keep portraying Lisa Anne-Marie Cooper, my own Hellaverse character as a mature, intelligent, emotionally driven, and tender-hearted young woman without any “Mary-Sue” traits [186] [187]. If you consider yourself an anti-feminist, even as a content creator, please be rational and mature about it and do not use it as an excuse to be misogynistic [38] [39] [194]. [98]
I believe that the music video has added a little bit of effectiveness to the series’ lore [105]. I also do not find the overall lore terrible, but it has been quite muddled throughout its build-up in the series, which is why some hazbeans and I suspect that it can be built more neatly with holes being filled by establishing a webcomic series consisting of issues that take place between episodes and perhaps a spin-off series that is focused more on a specific character, such as Stolas [24]. I also still stand by how the lanky prince ought to not be consumed by a toxic victim mentality to boast his likeability even further, especially after his supporting role in “Oops” as it worked for Heidi Turner during her breakup with Eric Cartman in the season finale of the twenty-first season of South Park [91] [165] [180]. Moreover, the premise of the music video could be a sign of Stolas realising that he could be partly to blame for the unhealthy aspect of their relationship after the events of “Ozzie’s” and the ending of “The Circus” or the events of “Oops” [91] [92] [98] [105]. At least that is what PARANOiD DJ hoped for when he released the original fanmade version of the lament [122]. It takes consideration to further improve a series’ writing after quite a lot of backlash towards a new season’s start [184] [185].
I am not saying that Stolas is at fault for being in an loveless marriage [98], but he could still be partly to blame for the unhealthy aspect of his affair [90] [93]. Moreover, I believe that he can still bounce back from what he has gone through [98] [102]. The public shaming he got in “Ozzie’s” may have been considered some form of karma by those who disapproved of him cheating on Stella [88] [92] [99], but that did not age too well [91] [98] [102]. Perhaps Stolas’ attempt to not always see himself as the victim can set up a good example for Via [165]. [105]
While what was not broken back then does not get “fixed” for a big comeback [167] [177] [178] [179], there can be room for even more improvement as the rest of the second season has the potential to be as elevating as its sixth and seventh episodes in terms of writing [89] [91]. And yes, even my owl daddy can be critical of some episodes [195]. “Unhappy Campers” may be one of the most controversial episodes due to the partially questionable portrayal of Barbie-Wire, Blitzo’s twin sister and a mixed response to Moxxie and Millie’s character developments [25] [81] [101], but it has a better subplot than the one “Western Energy” has and chances are that the rest of the second season can excel [27] [102]. [101]
In conclusion, it is wonderful to see another official Helluva Boss music video three years after the loveliness of the full version of “Oh Millie” from the pilot [70] [105] [108]. If Stolas remained an antagonist during the post-pilot production of the first season [19] [169], he probably would not have become my favourite character of the series [88]. As previously mentioned, I personally think it would not be a good idea to change him back into that in the future of the series [33] [149], especially after being starstruck by the canonisation of “Look My Way” by PARANOiD DJ [105] [120] [121]. However, could Stolas die a hero…or live enough to become another villain [171]? Despite how the pilot is no longer considered canon after this year’s Anime Pasadena [20] [33], yet it had been considered not entirely canon since late 2020 [15], I still hold it dear to my heart, especially before a four-year celebration of it that could be a remaster [28] [84] [93] [135] [136]. Furthermore, I have nothing against those who prefer the continuality of it and the old Voxtagram stories from 2020 over the second season [56] [184] [185]. It may be a bummer that Coyote Vs. Acme has allegedly been cancelled [65], but we can still be thankful for the remaining motivations, even after Thanksgiving [71] [129] [175]. Happy Holidays, even in Hell, fellow hazbeans!
What a beautiful and tear-jerking way to end 2023 for Helluva Boss before Hazbin Hotel airs over two weeks after New Year’s Day [23] [69]! Hellelujah! You can say that considering “Oops” and a mid-season special the best-written episodes of the second season and analysing the official music video for “Look My Way (Stolas’ Lament)” has slipped that missing rainbow back into my vagina after my departure from Twitter/X [8] [95]. I can still browse the platform for research purposes, but I do not want to go back to what nearly wrecked me and my love for Helluva Boss. Hopefully, some miracle in a future episode can slip a dazzling comet into Stolas’ cloaca [98]. I still thank every single fellow sinner who takes their time to acknowledge my articles on Medrano’s Hellaverse and so on [52] [63] [110] [124] [127]. Be sure to show some appreciation for some outstanding fanmade animations too [196]! [105]
Don’t you think “Act your age!” is a close-minded suggestion in certain areas [76] [131]? After all, not all cartoons are aimed at children and age should not dictate our timelines [64]. Who knows when The Simpsons Movie will get a sequel and hopefully end the series memorably [112] [143] [176]? And who knows which characters will be part of the next wave of YouTooz figurines aside from Millie [192] [193]? The next stop for musical lovers is the musical starring the lovely and timeless Betty Boop at the CBIC Theatre in Chicago [42] [43]. Satan bless Medrano for their delightfully demonic creations [59]! Stay sinful! [103]
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This is an article on a forthcoming film’s production that contains moderate profanity and moderate sexual references. Reader discretion is advised.
The Marvels will be out in cinemas in honour of female empowerment through the teamwork of Captain Marvel, Monica Rambeau and Ms. Marvel later this week [42] [47], but what about another anticipated movie in honour of a wisecracking mercenary who is aware of being a fictional character [78]? The actors’ strike against the uses of artificial intelligence that can result in a lot of job losses in Hollywood could soon come to an end after the writers’ strike ended over a month ago [17] [24] [33], but at least some production companies and content creators ought to vitally learn from why they occurred this year [3] [5] [79]. As a result, the production of Deadpool 3, the highly anticipated next chapter of the merc’s movie star career is set to resume in January 2024 [7] [8]. It has been believed that the film will be part of the fifth phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe for quite some time [75]. Ever since the announcement of the film’s production in late 2019 [20] [78], there has been widespread hype and hope for it to excel. If you are fond of fourth wall breaks, especially if you still strongly recommend Deadpool and Deadpool 2 to this day [14] [15], guess who is going to make a special guest appearance once again? You guessed it!
“Is Laura really going to use the same images of me in my MCU suit for this article but have them cropped [23] [67] [79]? Wow. How original. But I digress as I don’t blame her since there’s not even an official trailer for Deadpool 3 yet, even though it is around 50% complete [7] [8] [23] [67]. Anyway, it is I! The big Dee Pee! The badass b****rd whose name was inspired by that Dirty Harry movie [46]! It sure has been a while since I last wrecked the fourth wall on some lady’s blog [79]. And don’t panic. I know I wear a mask, but comic books cannot be quarantined [58]. Try not to be too surprised if a few updates to the scripts for Deadpool 3 include a jab at the movie being delayed because of the strikes in Hollywood [79]. Besides, NO ONE replaces my little Laurapop’s writing or the writing for Deadpool 3 with AI! You got that?!” [67]
“Some of you must have had a pink Halloween [53] [54] [77]. I was slaying zombies once again [9]! And yes, I also wore pink on the Wednesday after [4] [12] [59] [72]. As for my little Laurapop, the angsty but adorable authoress of this article, she watched that Slender Man movie with her fiancé [61]! Man, and I thought I had an unf***able face! She didn’t approve of me stealing candy from fellow trick-or-treaters [31], so she handcuffed me before publishing this article. And no, this LEGO minifigure is not official, but still [4] [12] [59]. So damn fetch, isn’t it [72]? Kudos to its creator! Okay, Laura! Take it!” [59]
Rumour has it that Taylor Swift will play the role of Alison Blaire, also known as “Dazzler”, the superheroine pop singer in Deadpool 3 [18] [45] [69]. Those who were blunt about Cats, one of the most universally panned live-action films of all time may recall her as Bombalurina [10] [74]. If Swift were to play the role in Deadpool 3, there would be some comparison between such a portrayal and the portrayal of Dazzler performed by Halston Sage in X-Men: Dark Phoenix [85]. But as I hinted during the postponement of Deadpool 3, there is a risk of the plot being a little too ambitious when it comes to borrowing characters from other comic book series [79]. However, skilled writing can handle quite a lot of supporting and antagonistic roles wisely. I believe that there could be a new original song for the film sung by Swift if she were to fittingly play the role of Dazzler [18] [69], despite the criticism she has received for many of her songs simply being about a breakup throughout the years [6] [9]. Moreover, perhaps Dazzler could be the singer for the party at Wade and Vanessa’s wedding if the time were to be played by an iconic blonde-haired singer [14] [15] [45].
“Ah, the good old early 2000s vibes of this cover [45]! I know a few rather predictable Taylor Swift references were a little too much for my unpredictable nature over a year ago [9] [84], but I bet Swift would make a great Dazzler! It would be a great coincidence since she dressed up as me back in 2016 [18] [21]! And Laura, I love the way you think! I might ask Dazzler to be the singer for you and your fiancé’s wedding. I can still be the vicar [78], yes?.” [45]
We suppose that it will be okay to cosplay as Deadpool and Wolverine in their MCU suits after the conclusion of the actors’ strike [17] [25]. As previously mentioned, the new costume designs are outstanding, leading to a lot of hype for their duel [79]. Too bad Garfield missed out on the opportunity to be a wisecracking competitor of Logan’s in 1995 [13]. What could motivate the two highly healable frenemies into battling against one another in Deadpool 3 [79] [84]? Well, at least we can assume that there will be more than just Wade slapping Logan repeatedly in this game [22]. He will likely make a few more jabs at the X-Men films, especially Wolverine’s portrayals in some scenes in Deadpool 3 [79] [84]. And speaking of antiheroes in movies, it would be a remarkable coincidence if the role of Shadow the Hedgehog was to be played by Keanu Reeves in Sonic the Hedgehog 3 as the speedy blue rodent who also debuted in 1991 considers him a national treasure [26] [63] [64] [78]. During the wait for Deadpool 3’s production to resume, let us continue to show some support and compassion for all the animators who worked on Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse, including every single one of those who left its production [5].
“Again, look how sexy I’m gonna be in my debut in the MCU [67] [79]! But at the same time, I look menacing enough to take down anyone who dares insult my little Laurapop for apparently “not having good judgment” about three years ago [9]. And speaking of sexiness, when will it be Ryan’s turn to be Sherlock Holmes [16]? I know he partially killed me once [11], but his legacy is immortal, man! I’m excited to be fighting the true live-action interpretation of Wolviekins in Deadpool 3 [79] [84], but he still sucks [78]. Do not answer the door for him when I’m away, Laura. Let Garfield in instead. Wait! No! Not THAT Garfield! His second movie ended with an unsolved cliffhanger [66]!” [67]
Despite the postponement of Deadpool 3, there has been hype for Deadpool: Seven Slaughters ever since its announcement in July [41] [82]. The series’ premise is basically the manly mutate going on a killing spree that lasts for about a week [40] [44]. How there will be seven slaughters in seven days can be briefly compared to Scott Pilgrim being challenged to defeat Ramona Flowers’ seven evil exes [70] [71]. The diligence in the daring the masked rascal commits is all in one issue, much like the 30th-anniversary celebration that was released in 2021 [43] [44]. Other comics from Marvel starring the manly mutate throughout the second half of 2023 include Deadpool Vol 9 #9 which was published in July and Deadpool Vol 9 #10 which was published in August [37] [38]. While the passion for fashion is still in style in Bratz: Flaunt Your Fashion – Complete Edition [55] [56] [57], there is a whole week of the merc’s latest wit and brutality written by Rob Liefeld, Marc Guggenheim, Justina Ireland, and Cody Ziegler waiting for comic book nerds [40] [44] [82]. Its physical release will be available a little later this month and its digital release could be available sometime afterwards [40].
“Looks like the fourth paragraph just got in touch with both its feminine side AND its masculine side! I’d better not play Battles Of The Sexes with Laura though…or she might never consider herself a fan of me and write another article about me again [30]! I’d better not have a smoke in her presence either. It was bad enough that I broke up with Tex…twice [27] [28]! And no, Laura is NOT his wife…and she’s not my wife either [32] [76]. At least I am still committed to my yellow speech bubbles [60]. I love them so much! They were pretty good in bed last night if you know what I mean.” [40]
Overall, it is delightful to hear that the productions of Deadpool 3 and so on will continue in early 2024 after the SAG-AFTRA (Screen Actors Guild – American Federation of Television and Radio Artists) strike is concluded [7] [8] [17] [24] [79]. Aside from Deadpool 3, there will also be hype for the rest of the second season of Helluva Boss, starting with “The Full Moon”, which could be a Stolitz episode that can perhaps take place between the end of “The Circus” and “Seeing Stars” to patch up a certain inconsistency in the relationship between a Goetia prince and an antiheroic imp or between “Western Energy” and “Oops” to show some of his recovery from a traumatic event and provide some undeniable character development for them [1] [2] [47] [48] [49] [50]. Speaking of character development, the merc with a mouth’s MCU debut ought to enlighten him with more than just an updated suit [79]. There also ought to be some infatuating progression for Vanessa if she were to become Copycat and Logan when it comes to being a familiarly new kind of Wolverine [73] [79] [84]. With enough filming and special effects done during the progress, there can be a trailer to behold and analyse [23]. In the meantime, Sonic Dream Team awaits Sonic supporters on Apple Arcade next month [62] [80] [81]. Wilson’s participation is once again very appreciated.
“Thanks for reading Laura’s article on my beloved Deadpool 3’s determination to continue its progress in early 2024, reader! Be sure to check out Deadpool: Seven Slaughters later this month if you consider yourself more of a fan of my comics, which is understandable to a degree since I am primarily a comic book star [40] [44] [78] [82]!” [44]
“Sleep tight tonight, my darling Laura who has been happily engaged to another guy for almost a year. The two of you are like Doctor Doom and Morgan ale Fay, my OTP [46], but tender-hearted. While you need a husband who loves gaming in your life, this badass, fugly motherf***er needs a new mommy who loves preparing Mexican food in his life…and he also needs to be unhandcuffed [29]. Laura, can I please be unhandcuffed now, honeybutt? I still love you very much because you always let me break the fourth wall in your articles about me! Just don’t taint your future employability with inappropriate kinkiness people find on DeviantArt outside of your blogs [35] [36], okay?!” [67]
Indeed, you can, Wade.
“Thanks, Laurapop! Since I am multilingual, you might get stunned by some French or Spanish ASMR if you see me wearing a sexy red tuxedo [34] [52]. I know you’re engaged, but I’m also pansexual and your fiancé is a fan of me too [78]! Goodbye for now, all you precious readers and writers, especially my little Laurapop’s fellow ladies! Oh! And sorry, but if you happen to be a romance scammer, especially on Tinder [68], no love from Mr. Pool for you! If you want some love, go touch yourself, b**ch!” [44]
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Laura's Ambitious Writing 